he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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