whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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