That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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