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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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