Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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