so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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