If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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