Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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