Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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