Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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