I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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