too bad you live with your parents still
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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