just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Randomize
