Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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