this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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