you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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