the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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