I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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