Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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