I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
and she was petting her beer can
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Randomize
