It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
