Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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