Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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