Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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