I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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