And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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