Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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