I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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