So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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