I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
a search helicopter?!
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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