just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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