What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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