I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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