thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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