dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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