i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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