last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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