i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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