you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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