So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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