New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
We're too hungover to prance.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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