The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Terrible idea I love it
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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