I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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