Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Randomize
