if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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