Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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