I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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