hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Randomize
