That's intense
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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