Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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