Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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