CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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