Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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