It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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