It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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