Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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