Cold hands, warm shart.
we have officially lost it.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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