I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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