Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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